Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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