I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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