Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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