Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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