would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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