Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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