just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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