You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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