Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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