Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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