I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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