I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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