Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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