Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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