How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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