Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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