I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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