So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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