there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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