I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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