Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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