O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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