spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
MIDGETS
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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