CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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