Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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