Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Randomize
