It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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