You just made me feel so damn special
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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