omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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