okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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