don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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