This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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