We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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