Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My friends, they love my intelligence
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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