He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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