Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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