are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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