we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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