I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
well you can't waste a boner
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
