We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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