Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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