You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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