Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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