Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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