I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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