More tranny stories later!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
My liver just had a heart attack.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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