dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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