she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I AM VODKA MAN
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
third nipple confirmed
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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