He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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