You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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