I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
