i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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