There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Everyone says I win the strip club
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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