3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
